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INTRODUCTION: So it's April 21st, it's perfect weather outside (it rained in the morning, but it's increadably nice out now) and so we decide to go downtown for the "7th Annual Adams Morgan Pub Tour." We get down here a bit late (biking in the morning, then we hit The Diner for a late pre-drinking lunch) and find out that this bar crawl only includes THREE BARS. What kind of bar crawl/pub tour only includes three bars? So we do our *own* bar crawl, which started here, at Columbia Station. We had awesome seats outside which we drank at from 4ish till dark.

Jordy, a bloke from our Amsterdam office, who's in town for "training" - as you can see we've already trained him to drink Sam Adams instead of his usual Heineken.

I'm not actually from the Amsterdam Office at all!! I'm from the Hilversum Office!! -Jordy

Fiesty folks those Hilversumerians.

That's me. I'm listening to my many voicemails because *my* phone (on the table in front of me) is dead.

Are you a guy or a girl?

HONEY,CAN YOU SPEAK UP?...I'M NOT LISTENING IN ))))) STERIO ((((( ANYMORE!

Kent smoking. We rarely see Kent smoking, so this means that he's drunk already.

we get to this pub late in the evening ant have our dinner here (lovelylittle place)

a photo of god knows what... actually i think we were trying to capture a photo of those fine asses(umm i thaught the one with the blonde hair had a rather long ass)

This girl was constantly bumming cigaretts from us. She wanted 10 at a time, i think she needs to quit.

I think she needs to get her face fixed.

ScrewFace: "I gotta unload the brown."

Oh my god! someone give her a cigarett quick!! I think i see her reaching in her right pocket for her gun! someone call 911 before she hurts someone.

...I farted...

What the fuck? EWWW she`s fugly and she has ugly ass eyes. what the fuck is that on her face?

actually i find her attractive

if a sneer is attractive

you know I just shit and there was lumps in it!!!!!

don't say those words!!!!!!!!!

Boah......
Fuck,she is really ugly.
If im looking to closer to the Pic,i will get blind. ?:-{?
I saw shit that looks better.

Looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!!!

No need to be rude, the real ugliness is in the anonymous comments.

"i am sure there was a date rape drug in my drink"

lol dont be sooooo mean , u know most o use probably look much worse , but that is the way life goes... i must admit , she couldnt wear any worse clothes and screw her face up any more...lol

I cant buy a fuck

wow thats NASTY!

this woman was at the ugly station when she dropped her ugly penny and had to go onto the ugly rails to collect it. at that point she was hit by the ugly train which happened to be carrieing ugly trees to the ugly people of ugly town.

how ugly is your heart 2 write any evil about her.

DONT JUDGE PEOPLE WITHOUT KNOWING THEM. RESPECT YOUR SELF AND OTHEJR WILL RESPECT YOU.

I have seen MUCH worse! There is nothing wrong with the girl, ur thinkin of girls with makeup so thick they cant breathe!

fair play u lot have no lives sittin about insulting peopole. I only insult people when theres a need. u lot reeeeeeeallllllllly need to get a life. very pathetic, I expect pathetic insults back by the way and ull just proove me right if u diss back.

erm.

i would try to write something witty, but i think my brain melted with the ugliness.

ALL YOU ARE FAGS

that was definatly witty

i must say, i admit im not attractive at all and i do consider myself ugly, but DAMN!!! she is UG-FUCKIN-LY!!!

Im sure she COULD be cool and all, but damn girl, apply for an Extreme Makover where they do surgery and shit!!!

goatsex

what the fuck is good

You people are dumn fucks if she was making a different face you guys would be saying "she's pretty"

*dumb

You go raise your eyebrows tilt your head back and lift the corner of your lip. Unless you look like sid vicious it's not going to look too hot.

Oh My God. Somebody shoot her and do the world a favour

she is not ugly she lookes beter than me i wish i could get a makeover because my face is mesed up

This is by far the most popular picture! I think she might somehow be related to Rocky! Ay-Oh

The Rock says "know your roll and shut your mouth"

I think that this wommen is bauty

you wish you could get it this good!!!!!!!!!!!!

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she is probably well aware that she is not super model material....I wonder if you nobodies who make bad comments about her are aware how ugly your personalities are???

HEY,I HAPPEN TO KNOW THIS GIRL. SHE IS NOT UGLY, SHE'S AN ACTRESS AND SHE IS JUST IMATATING ARNOLD FROM TOTAL RECALL WHEN HE PULLED THAT TRACKING DEVICE OUTTA OF HIS NOSE. EASE UP ALRIGHT!!!!

"Uhh... Oh... that's a nice one. I hope nobody smells it."

Some sort of a GQ shot for chris.

and heres chris he is chasing that poor old lady tryin to get her bag(he ran out of money) and also ran out of breath

What he doesnt know is he is being watched by Satan Herself!!

This picture is for a friend at work that I'm trying to get to quit smoking. This is probably my first cigarette ever, if not since some drunk night in college. I didn't get any pleasure out of smoking this (just a dry sore throat), so I've decided to stick with crack.

My name is Dylan. I enjoy music dancing and making the sex. Welcome to my page, I kiss you!

this is when dylan started to get a bit pissed...we had some laughs

FI-YA! I NEED FI-YA! (fire)

do these jeans make me look fat? i had quit smoking but i think i put on some weight, so i`m gunna start smoking again.

The patented and unduplicatedable "Picture of Self with Hot Girl in Background" trick.

"oh my GOD, look at the SIZE of the Lice."

that is a Hot girl? Wait, I thought you had to actually look good to be called hot..ahahahahahahaa

YOU NEED A RUCA

what the stripper sees.

SHIT - I'm smoking again! I'm fuckin addicted already! THIS SUCKS. I'm going to start the 12-step plan as soon as I get home. I'll start with the patch, gum, and "light" cigarettes (only ONE pack per day).

IF IT AINT A JOINT DONT LIGHT IT

WELL,YOU KNOW,I USE TO SMOKE UNFILTERED CAMELS RIGHT AFTER I GAVE UP THOSE ROUGH
PICAYUNES...............

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The dancing queen.