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What the FUCK is going on here? Is this some kind of drug-based video game? I sure hope so!

I like breaking rules. I was sure to video tape AND film every video game. I also plan on turning the game music into MP3's and putting the heads of the main characters on the body's of nude models. I'm soooo l33t.

That may look like a stranger doing "Good" according to the screen, but in fact, it's me, doing horrible at some punching AND kicking game.

Here's Kent at the same game. Since he's asian, he knows Karate and so he's really good. So good in fact, this asian chick is jealous of his score. Hehe, I said score. Too bad Kent doesn't though... Why? Because he couldn't beat the final boss. Damnit, I wish all the good looking chicks didn't go for the guys with the best video game skills. So typical.

YOU, my friend, can buy this car! Which car? The one in the next picture. For how much? Well, zoom in to see. (Since the picture is blurry, I'll give you a hint: It's more than $1. And less than $275,001.

I want one! No, make that two, for when I crash my first one going 175 MPH into a tree that JUST WOULDN'T move out of the way.

Kent gets ready to ride the wild bull.

Can you be in two places at once? Kent's head is.

Shaken, not stired.

Kent is pulling that trick from the matrix when Neo dodges bullets. Remember Kent: There is no bull.

He survives the first round!

Kent falls to his doom. Sorry it's so blurry, i was still shaking from my last beer. And this hot girl next to me was rubbing her ass agaist mine. I think she was trying to get by.