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It's just past 5am and we have to leave to catch a plane...

we cant leave Leroy behind,,,,,,leroy..leroy.......................................fuck him lets go

Mookie Blaylock was on our plane.

awww shit dawg where the hell am i dude like fiddy minutes ago i was in my bazment smokin that chronic shit

lucky basterd woke up just in time

Our first buffet, and sadly, not our last. We actually used a limo just to get to this buffet. This buffet is at the Sahara, and I highly recommend it if you are into whale watching.

I also highly recommend the ambrosia salad. That shit is so good, you just want to spread it all over your body.

Wanna ride my magic carpet?

Don't fuck with my drink.

dude dont drink that.......no really ..dont drink that......ok then dont say i didnt warn you

ooo,wats that behind you,turn around quick

Have you seen my doggie?

ok you go around back,i will watch the front,leroy.....you run in and grab all the chickens you can carry

The sad result of Ferrari engineers taking company direction too literally "Build a beautiful car ... give them a woody".

Who's got some wood?

It's nice, but not practical. Ever try screwing a girl in the back seat of one of these? It sucks. The seats are too hard, you get splinters sensative areas, and the seats don't even recline.