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Here's to the midnight riders.

anyone fancy a pop....put it here!

Put me in Maxim

Dylan studies the official lifestyle guide to Vegas: Maxim Magazine.

Scott Scott Roth.
Ballin' Out of Control.

What's the first thing you do when you get to Vegas? Rent a limo, of course.

I fucking hate mimes.

Ooh, it's the set of WaterWorld!

All three of us are trying to get some head.

Dylan says he'll deficate on Tobey McGuire

The shirt had made men gay for hundreds of years until the Summaritans decided that it must be destroyed. The shirt was hidden in the secret rainforest of Gaylandia where it remained untouched for many centuries. The world was safe during that time. One man was capable of discovering this article of clothing that would soon lead to the destruction of the heterosexual world as we know it. That man is..............................

No wonder those elephants look so happy.

yo yo yo what up to the what up

damn we have gotto find some hooker's