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Dave eyes the Treadmill of Death. He has an idea.

Dave thinks he's doing a good thing by offering a sacrifice to the Treadmill Gods. Apparently Dave's not such a bright guy after all.

TREADMILL GOD NOT WANT PAPER FLOWERY SACRAFICES - TREADMILL GOD WANTS HU-MAN! (next image not shown because kids might be browsing this. sorry. hint: no treadmills were injured in the process. As far as everybody/everything else... a story for another day.)

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I'm not going to go there, somebody else write this caption...

Chris makes everybody think that he's really busy answering an important IT call when in fact he's just talking into his hand.

See, chris is just relaxing. He aint working.

Dan explains something while Jason and Chris pretend to pay attention but instead focus on their beer.

theyre gonna do it