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A bluetooth keyboard with my phone next to it! I was actually thinking about buying this keyboard, but I didn't like it in person. The buttons were smaller than I'm used to, and the keyboard was kind of hard to open and close, and the power switch is REALLY small, you have to dig your fingernail to flip it on.

A seemingly stupid concept that played out really well: lenses for your cell phone. You stick a little magnetic ring on your cell phone around the camera lens, and then these lenses stick on via the magnet. The fish-eye lens and telephoto lenses worked great! I was really impressed! I don't think people will trust the concept (I sure didn't at first), but I'm sure there is a market for people who use their camera phones on a regular basis who would like more lens choices.

Mini USB-powered vacuum cleaners - just what everybody needs, right?

Smallest MP3 in the world! Has the word "player" become redundant?

The Bluespoon - the smallest bluetooth headset I could find. So small I almost accidentally swallowed it!
I talked to the guy in charge and he said there was no "paging" feature. This means that if you drop it into a seat cushon, or into a pile of clothes, or do something else with it and you can't find it - well... there's no way to make it beep or anything to help you find it. The guy said that was a good idea, but I doubt I'll get any credit for it.

G-High pleasure semen vibrating condom (hot-sold in the world)
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Feature: unique desing, best effeciency and design of condom ring and stimulate cavernous body, also prolong time of solidity and ejacltion for male and make use of vibrator sense to Improve high pleasure in lovemaking

I couldn't get better pictures because there were too many German dudes crowding the booth buying the "pleasure semen vibrating condom." They had a buy 3 - get one free deal, and where charging ten bucks each!

Okay... what's this?

When you can't afford a booth babe - get a cardboard cutout of one! :)

The smallest USB flash storage I could find. It's as thin as a credit card. I'm not sure how much it can store.

Macho Macho Man... I wanna be... A Macho Man...
Seriously though, this was the only company trying to sell "Shaver" at the CES.

Super cool! This tiny MP3 player not only has a color OLED display, but it's also customizable with animation when you turn it on and off!
Super un-cool: After playing with it for a few minutes, I crashed it... Okay, back to the drawing board...

I'm on camera again! (That's me in the bottom right with the camera in front of my face.)

This was one of my *favorite* gadgets! Wireless remote control for padlocks! It uses a similar remote that to what your car has to open the lock. No more nightmares about forgetting your locker combination! This thing is awesome. Is it secure? Who cares... It's damn cool!
I wish I bought this from them on the spot. Maybe then I'd make it back to the gym!

This Roomba-like robotic vacuum actually mops the floors! Or so I think...

USB HDTV receiver. This is cool in concept. Except most people do HDTV via satellite or cable, not over-the-air... Maybe that's next.